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Federal appeals court blocks Mississippi ‘heartbeat’ abortion law

Feb. 20 (UPI) -- A federal appeals court panel struck down Mississippi's "heartbeat" abortion on Thursday. The panel of three judges from the 5th U.S. Circuit court of appeals declared the law banning abortions once a fetal heartbeat is detected, ...

Will Ferrell Took On ‘Hot Ones’ And He Did His Best Ok

Many celebrities have faced First We Feast’s hot wings of death, and it was only a matter of time before Will Ferrell rose to the challenge as well. Julia Louis-Dreyfus, whose new film with Will Ferrell, Downhill, just premiered in theaters last ...

USS Eisenhower, CSG 10 deploy after COMPTUEX exercise with allies

Feb. 20 (UPI) -- The USS Dwight D. Eisenhower and the ships and aircraft of Carrier Strike Group 10 left for deployment after successfully completing the Composite Unit Training Exercise, or COMPTUEX, along with several allied forces, the Navy ...

Browns lineman Gregory Robinson arrested for allegedly possessing 157 pounds of marijuana

Feb. 20 (UPI) -- Cleveland Browns player Gregory Robinson and another man were arrested after U.S. Border Patrol agents found them with 157 pounds of marijuana inside a rental car, the U.S. Department of Justice said Thursday. Robinson, 27, and ...

Joaquin Phoenix Saves Mama Cow and Her Calf After Oscars Speech

Exclusive Joaquin Phoenix didn't wait long to walk the walk after mentioning the plight of mother cows and their babies in his Best Actor speech at the Academy Awards ... and a mama and her calf are living happily together because of it. ...

How to Try Out Windows 10’s New System Icons

Windows 10 will soon be getting a host of new system icons, giving the operating system’s look a much-needed refresh (in advance of Windows 10X). The icons are slowly showing up in test builds of Windows 10, and you can check them out early if ...

David Letterman Says Trump Pigs Out, Bloomberg Eats Like a Bird

Play video content Exclusive TMZ.com Forget elephants and donkeys, David Letterman says our choice for President could come down to this ... do we want a wealthy man who eats like a pig, or one who eats like a bird?!? We got Letterman ...

Lauren London Not Dating Diddy, Proclaims Love for Nipsey

TMZ/Getty Composite Lauren London's making it perfectly clear she's NOT dating Diddy or anyone else for that matter ... 'cause it'll be her and Nipsey Hussle 'til the end of time. Lauren took to Instagram Thursday and posted a picture of the ...

Highlights Of The Nevada Democratic Debate

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BYU Pole Vaulter Pierces Scrotum In Horrific Accident, Needed 18 Stitches

Play video content Breaking News WORST POLE VAULTING INJURY EVER?!!?! Maybe ... "I could see right into my scrotum." That's probably the last thing you wanna say after a pole vault training sesh ... but it's exactly how BYU athlete ...

Why You Got a Weird ‘1’ Notification on Your Samsung Android

Did you get a weird notification on your Samsung phone last night? You’re not alone. Reports of a mysterious notification have been hitting the internet over the past day after some Samsung phones received a “Find my Phone” push notification that ...

Hair Club for Men Founder Sy Sperling Dead at 78

Breaking News Sy Sperling -- the founder and president of Hair Club for Men known for his TV commercials in the '80s and '90s -- has died in Florida. Sperling died in Boca Raton after a lengthy illness ... according to his spokeswoman, Terri ...

Long Chile, Ohio2, and the Snack Rack

Last week, we shared a map of the Americas by Anna Calcaterra, which made Ohio 2 a viral meme. It turns out that Anna has a long history of spreading chaos. Her father shared some of her earlier projects, including the note above that appeared when ...

Maru Puts on the Box

After ten years of testing every box possible, it looks as if Maru has found the perfect one- a box he can fit into, sort of, and carry around with him. A box he can wear while doing other things. And one he can get out of when he wants to!See ...

How One Man and His Dog Rowed More Than 700 Kākāpōs to Safety

Don Merton with the kakapo named after Richard Henry. The kakapo is native to New Zealand, a flightless and rather friendly bird that smells like papayas. They evolved under no threat from predators until humans arrived, yet they weren't endangered ...

Scientists: Blue Tits Engage in Promiscuous Mating

Do you see the pair of tits in the above photo? Pretty nice, right? Well, they're not Japanese great tits (Parus major), which use syntax. They're Eurasian blue tits (Cyanistes caeruleus), which scientists find fascinating for other reasons. After ...

King Cake Burger

A King Cake is a cake traditionally eaten by communities in the United States that celebrate Mardi Gras. The sugary purple and yellow cake is consumed on the Christian feast day of Epiphany, which is often celebrated on January 6. Inside the cake ...

Violinist Performs During Her Own Brain Surgery

Violinist Dagmar Turner needed to have a brain tumor removed. She was very concerned that the surgeons at King's College Hospital in London might accidentally damage the brain tissue which controlled fine motor movements. So the surgeons allowed ...

Dr. Nicholas Senn, The Surgeon Who Blew Gas up Patients’ Butts

The challenge for Dr. Nicholas Senn, a US Army surgeon during the late 19th Century, was how to quickly assess abdominal gunshot wounds before the invention of x-ray machines. Was the path of a bullet a flesh wound, or had it penetrated the ...

Gmail Searches Are About to Get a Lot Easier

Searching through your Gmail for specific messages is about to get a lot easier—if your organization uses G Suite, at least. You’re still free to be a keyboard warrior and fill Gmail’s search bar with parameters, like from:soandso@gmail.com ...

JaVale McGee Helped Produce, Write ‘Available’ On New Justin Bieber Album

TMZ.com JaVale McGee's music career has reached Justin Bieber status ... 'cause the L.A. Lakers star helped write and produce a song on the Biebs' new album!! Yes, you read that correctly -- the 7-foot tall NBA center is a big-time music ...

How To Handle Texting Anxiety

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Antonio Brown Cracked In The Head In Gym Equipment Accident

Play video content Breaking News 9:35 AM PT -- Brown just commented on the gym gaffe ... taking a shot at his former rival, Vontaze Burfict! "This sh*t hit harder than Vontaze Burfict......... #MrBigChest #315Easy" Antonio Brown's ...

Chill TF out With 25% off Hemp Bombs CBD Sitewide [Exclusive]

25% off CBD Products Sitewide | Hemp Bombs | Promo code KINJADEALS25 Do you like kicking back after work and blowing a fat vape cloud to spite all the haters who ever doubted you? Or maybe you want to explore the health benefits of legal cannabis ...

Is This Viral TikTok Actually the Best Fast Food Hack?

Have you ever ordered a 10-piece Chicken McNugget and a large drink, and found yourself with too few hands to adequately carry, sip, and dip? Well, TikTok’er @MakeupByPablo recently posted a genius McDonald’s hack that we decided to test out. ...